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Some homophobics claim that God created “Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve.” But what if they’re wrong, and “Adam and Steve” was God’s first attempt at human civilization?
A hobo, a chef, and an unlikely story. A murder plot hinges on the moral fortitude of Santa Monica’s homeless. A celebrity chef offers cash and food. Which will prevail: hobo hunger or hobo heroism?
Biden is known for his public gaffes even in childhood, such as the famous incident where he asked FDR if he would “Stand up. Stand up, Frank; let them see ya…Oh shit, you’re a God-damned cripple, aren’t you?!.” Shortly thereafter, Biden became the first seven-year-old boy ever to run for president. Considered a shoo-in against mad scientist Harry “Kill Them Japs” Truman [...]
Killing a cat is quite easy, even for a child (I killed my first cat in-utero!). But once task is complete, i.e., once the proverbial cat is killed, what then is left for man to do? Do you roast over an open flame? Obviously you should inject it with barbecue sauce, but should this be done pre- [...]
Pat Robertson: The Man
As we all know, ever since God accidentally created Pat Robertson from a mutated fragment of Hitler’s DNA, Liberals have been a bigger scapegoat for all society’s woes than the Jews, 9/11 and violent video-games put together. But this idea is anything but original, as this Conservative axiom of “Just blame it [...]
Nice try Mr. “first-black President.” I know they don’t call you Lincoln-esque for nothing. Abraham Lincoln, after the end of the Civil War, declared that all slaves will receive “40-acres and a mule.” Nowadays, I would imagine “40-acres” to be equivalent to a government-owned 800 sq/ft apartment, and “a mule” to be a Ford Mustang. [...]
Temporary manual labor, once thought to be the most secure form of employment, has decreased by 11% this year, according to a report released by the Hiring Occupation Business Observer (HOBO). The report goes on to suggest that this 11% decreased in reported unemployment has trickled over into an 11% increase in unreported back-alley sex labor, including [...]
On September 30, 2009, the US Senate, which is currently/supposedly “controlled” by the Democratic party, “voted against a proposal to put a government administered ‘public option’ in the health reform bill that will come out of the Senate Finance Committee” (www.intershame.com). For those too lazy to follow the link, here are the names of 5 [...]
“Will this trend lead to giving awards for good intentions and best laid plans. Will next year’s Oscar’s be based on planned movies?”
Today’s exploration of the “Figures of Speech” will make-up the content of a continuous story involving myself, a colony of hobos and quite possibly extra-terrestrial life. Therefore, read each sentence in sequence, as a story of TRIVIAL SIGNIFICANCE will be revealed!
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