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Pat Robertson: The Man
As we all know, ever since God accidentally created Pat Robertson from a mutated fragment of Hitler’s DNA, Liberals have been a bigger scapegoat for all society’s woes than the Jews, 9/11 and violent video-games put together. But this idea is anything but original, as this Conservative axiom of “Just blame it [...]
Nice try Mr. “first-black President.” I know they don’t call you Lincoln-esque for nothing. Abraham Lincoln, after the end of the Civil War, declared that all slaves will receive “40-acres and a mule.” Nowadays, I would imagine “40-acres” to be equivalent to a government-owned 800 sq/ft apartment, and “a mule” to be a Ford Mustang. [...]
Temporary manual labor, once thought to be the most secure form of employment, has decreased by 11% this year, according to a report released by the Hiring Occupation Business Observer (HOBO). The report goes on to suggest that this 11% decreased in reported unemployment has trickled over into an 11% increase in unreported back-alley sex labor, including [...]
On September 30, 2009, the US Senate, which is currently/supposedly “controlled” by the Democratic party, “voted against a proposal to put a government administered ‘public option’ in the health reform bill that will come out of the Senate Finance Committee” (www.intershame.com). For those too lazy to follow the link, here are the names of 5 [...]
“Will this trend lead to giving awards for good intentions and best laid plans. Will next year’s Oscar’s be based on planned movies?”
Today’s exploration of the “Figures of Speech” will make-up the content of a continuous story involving myself, a colony of hobos and quite possibly extra-terrestrial life. Therefore, read each sentence in sequence, as a story of TRIVIAL SIGNIFICANCE will be revealed!
According to Wikipedia, a figure of speech is defined as “a use of a word that diverges from its normal meaning, or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words in it such as a metaphor, simile, or personification.” As you can cleary see in the list below, [...]
Example 1: The events of 9/11 were nothing short of tragic. On my favorite Soap Opera, General Hospital, Billy was just about to kiss his brother’s ex-husband’s ex-wife’s husband when ANNOYING NEWS COVERAGE interrupted my “regularly scheduled programming!” How rude of you, Osama Bin Laden…you ruined my day!
Can 9/11 be parodied in good taste? It [...]
Some people are as clueless as they are obnoxious. For such individuals, I hereby provide 5 Rules which will make it PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be offensive on the day of 9/11 or regarding the subject of 9/11. Consider this your literary crowbar for 9/11-related foot-in-mouth situations!
Okay 3 people who read this. I need some advice. I found several websites which provide blog templates, but none of them provide me with the look and feel I believe Project Julio truly needs. I will collect suggestions in the comment box and, when I have enough suggestions, put them up to a vote. [...]
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