Archive for November, 2008
“…and a little more here, a tad there aaaand I’m done. Let this be a reminder
to all of you whom…make and sell t-shirts of my name in vain…without
first consulting my lawyer. He can be reached at 555-…“
As you should already be aware, I have recently posted a blog entitled “Jesus, Dinosaurs and YOU!,” in [...]
Did a giant green monster just MURDER those vegetables?!?! I title this clip: “How to make
even the simplest tasks, such as eating, psychologically scarring for your child…part I” or
“Mommy, I cannot eat those carrots…I refuse to become a murderer like you!!!“
In the above video containing a scene from the new Nick Jr. program entitled “Yo [...]
Speed up to 4:50 to hear the most POLITICALLY INCORRECT sentence
in the history of the English language! Also, 3:26 is kinda AWESOME.
What is that sentence, you ask? In referring to the world’s first “Pregnant Man” (who happens to be transgendered, so is biologically a woman with ovaries and cooties), the questionably heterosexual commentator (named Bill [...]
Oh…so THAT’S what happened. Oh Natural Selection, how foolish do you
feel NOW?!?!
Okay, so here’s the scoop:
There’s this guy who wants to attend Seminary school to become a “pastor,” so he started an online funraiser. Given the context, as well as my lack of knowledge on religious matters, I will henceforth assume that “Seminary [...]
Here’s some extra dough for your troubles…and make it quick, will ya…
Aah, forgedaboudit!!!!
You’d have to see it to believe it. That damned “liberal media” has tried to supress this article from the well-known Conservative magazine “Time” which purports an argument, supported by evidence (how dare they!), that Pope John Paul II did not die of [...]
The original idea was to put “NOT Blind” signs on all the normal people, but
this way just seemed more practical…
Perhaps I should give some context to this situation. I take it all back, you know, all that I said before. Old people will not be the death of us all; rather, they will continue [...]
Cancer is a medical condition. AIDS is a medical condition. Watching Fox News is a medical condition. But occasionally having to take a shit more than once a day or having a vagina-like opening on your penis…NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION!!! I would rather call it an “inconvenience” more than anything. Even the “handicapped” don’t consider [...]
Seen here after receiving his JD in Copyright Law
This blog, believe it or not, is not my first internet “project.” I know; this blog is so terribly put together that it is difficult to believe that I have had any prior experience whatsoever. The fact that I have even used a computer before creating “Project [...]
1. Dysentery
Dysentery is an infection of the digestive system that results in severe diarrhea containing mucus and blood in the feces. It can be caused by a number of infectious agents, such as bacteria, viruses and parasites. The most common way to contract the disease is by drinking water contaminated with such a pathogen. What [...]
2. Politicians:
This is a continuation of the original article, “Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis.“
…AND of this one, “Top 3 of Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis.“
…AND, as you can see by the current title of today’s blog, the odds of me completing the series today are highly unlikely. If you can’t take [...]
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