Archive for January, 2009

The Guest Post From Hell

What in the hell is hell? I’m not a christian or a religious person. However, IF I could define hell, I’d say that it would be having your car break down in rush hour traffic on the freeway, hundreds of people trapped behind you, cars and cars full of angry eyes, they honk their horns, [...]

Rejected Campaign Parafanelia of the Barack Obama ‘08 Campaign

The reason for this article is to promote Barack Obama ‘08 Campaign Parafanalia that didn’t make the cut. Recently discovered after legions of unemployed ex-volunteers began trying to sell all their Obama crap in order to put food on their families, these failed Obama memorabelia will be cherished for a lifetime…by people who go to failblog.com [...]

There Goes the Neighborhood…

Just 24-hours after President Obama’s Inauguration, 16 homes were put up for sale

Washington D.C. — Whilst President Barack Obama is enjoying his first days in the White House, nearby home prices fell by as much as 50 percent. “There goes the neighborh…” said one resident, who stopped mid-sentence when he realized I was holding [...]

NPH: National Project Julio

NPH, or National Project Julio, is a NPR sponsored/ripped-off website designed to gain media attention by clearly violating copyright laws and, in the process, replacing the tired old “blog” format with something a bit more palatable, i.e., the NPR website. Blog pages display entire articles and do now allow the author to manage content in [...]

Cannibalism part II: Why Cannibalistic Serial-Murderers Are Waaay Better Than Non-Cannibalistic Serial-Murderers…

I know the title might be a bit much, but I am kind-of distracted. You see, my young son is currently asking me about why the “airplane” I gave him for Christmas looks an awful-lot like a cardboard box with the word “airplane” written on it. If I were the Jeffrey Dahmer type, I would [...]

You can’t spell "FUNERAL" without "FUN"!!!

(view my original post at www.angryclown.blogspot.com)
Look, before you say anything, I know exactly what you’re thinking: “I’m using the internet and am NOT currently looking at porn.” I can sympathise with that, although this is completely unrelated to today’s entry and will therefore will be replaced with an “intellectual conversation” (defined as one which consists [...]


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