According to NPR, a teen was recently run-over by a train. This normally would be hilarious to me; since the incident occurred because the teen was too busy listening to his I-Pod, however, it can (and should) now be hilarious to anyone. The story, entitled, “With MP3 Player On, Teen Didn’t Hear Train,” fails to [...]

At some point in our lives, we are each going to come face-to-face with our maker. This is especially frightening in Tom Cruise’s case, since his “maker” is intergalactic space-pirate “Lord Xenu.” Regardless, that security-blanket you call a “religion” can’t protect you from physical death, no matter how increasingly painful and horrific those deaths become [...]

Though it might not sound like it, “Shock! blogging” can sometimes require the diligence and malnourishment of a Tibetan monk. Myself being a tibetan monk, I have taken it upon myself to deliver unto thee the exact procedure required to make a high-quality “Shock!” blog-entry. It goes as follows:

Step 1: Find a Shocking Image which [...]

Following up Julio’s recent post on shock material, I’ve decided to continue the Campaign of Shock with a second installment of Shock! Are you shocked yet? Well you should be!
Our mission at Project Julio and NPH: Tired of all the lolcat, loldawg and lolrus internet phenomena we have made a non-verbal agreement to wreck icanhascheezburger.com, [...]