As we can clearly see, the Hitler Mustache was harmless fashion, first made famous by Jesus Christ, and then again by comedian Charlie Chaplin. Then came Hitler, who chose this particular mustache for reasons that we can only assume involved God’s twisted plan to have revenge on the Jews for killing Jesus. Slowly but surely, the mustache made its return to political life, especially in America, where it is speculated that the inherent evil of the mustache corrupted all who dared to wear it. About two years ago, however, celebrities in Hollywood, CA began sporting the facist facial hair to award ceremonies and prominent charity events. The image of the Hitler Mustache soon changed from that of a Tyrranical Toothbrush to a Charitable Chaplin. Today, prominent wearers include celebrity couple “Bradgelina” and that weird guy who played “Kramer” on Seinfeld who’s also a racist.

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