Archive for July, 2009

FROST-HITLER: The Secret Interviews FINALLY Released!

Until now, no one really knows what happened during Hitler’s last days on Earth…except, maybe, for the guy who wrote this book. Or the guy who wrote the screenplay for this movie. And maybe even God (i.e. FSM). But I bet you would have never guessed that British journalist, David Frost/Oprah Winfrey, parachuted behind enemy [...]

“Hobo Chic” and “Accidental Sexiness”

And now

another asinine guest post by Static
“Must… Self administer… Defibrillator… & Buy Fax machine… Or time machine… ‘07 model… Get me some hot Hobo Chick action…”
William Shatner – Famous Hobo
What is “Hobo Chic” and how does it become “Accidental Sexiness”?
Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze [...]

“Hobosapien,” or, “Congratulations, Assholes!”

Here is the accepted standard of a “hobosapien” :

What is a hobosapien, you ask? A hobosapien is considered such if and only if the hobo is chronically homeless. Having your wife kick you out because you took nude pictures of her sister does not make you a hobo (although it does require massive balls). But [...]


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