FROST-HITLER: The Secret Interviews FINALLY Released!
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@ Julio – Are you sure you aren’t referring to that douchebag, Michael Vick (our virtual illegal dog-fighting [oops, err umm animal-loving talented pro-football playing] owner)?
p.s. no matter how many awards, records, and accomplishments – nor how many Super Bowl rings he brings home – nor if he becomes an honorary member of PETA in the future (somehow), will it ever change the fact that he’s a douchebag for having an interstate dog fighting and racketeering venture. I wonder if he can pass a football or run as fast if he had a pit bull lockjawed on his crotch?
I am Darwin. Static is Darwin. And we are each other's bull dog! Meaning…we bet on each other during illegal dog-fighting matches, where each of us is pit against a LIVE FIGHT-TRAINED PIT BULL! Suffice to say, we both bet against the other, being that it is humanly impossible to beat a wild dog in a fight (without weapons, that is). Anyway, the point is, don't fuck with us; we have the guts to fight live, 75 lb pit-bulls, knowing FULL WELL that we'll be mutilated. Come to think of it, that isn't even guts…that's bat-shit insanity! Much like our other business venture: fighting 5-year-olds. http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
@ Anonymous – Wow, it's YOU again! You get around just like the clap..HOW do you do it?!
So to address your "brilliant" and "educated" comment(s)…do you mean that I/we/Julio are fucking idiot(s) in the sense that we are in the act of fucking an idiot (such as yourself or a relative of yours?)
Or perhaps do you mean that I/we/Julio are in fact just like you (a fucking idiot).. so stupid that we are below the normal or recognized standard for idiots that we are in fact – not JUST idiots; and not just STUPID idiots; and not just TOTAL idiots; but FUCKING idiots…the most contemptible order of idiots to grace this Earth???
Is that what you were trying to convey?
And if so…well then fuck you, fuck your dog, and fuck the horse you rode in on (when I say 'horse' I mean yo momma [who still touches you inappropriately 43 yrs after-the-fact] and when I say 'dog' I mean your inbred uncle for a daddy, bitch). K THX BYE!
BINGO!
you are a fucking idiot
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@ Julio – lulzzzzz wut?!
Let me add that I am really looking forward to that JollyRancher (however, I prefer artificially-flavored peach candies…but I guess beggars can't be chosers)
p.s. I bet that isn't really Trisha's pic, like most Spammers/Bag Ladies/HoBloggers..they steal pics off of porno sites and make them into avatars that fool even the keenest of keen sensed persons, such as myself….uh…GODDAMMIT!! HOW DID I END UP WITH ANOTHER F***ING DIALER INFECTION ON MY COMPUTER THAT'S COSTING ME ANOTHER $600 ON MY PHONE BILL???!!!!!….dial up sucks.
Blogger groupie? I finally have a groupie…a HOT one atthat. Well, not that you aren't hot too, Static, withg all your electrifying erogenous zones and whatnot. In light of this new info, however, I bestow upon Static PROJECTJULIO FAN OF THE MONTH/YEAR/DECADE/LIFESPAN OF JOHN MCCAIN (circa 33 b.p. [before Palin])!!!!!!! your prize: GUEST WRITING POSITION AT PROJECTJULIO. Fuck you already have that…how about an artificially-flavored apple jollyrancher? You will receive yur prize in 7-10 business days. Or never, since the post office, a gov't run institution, is doomed to failure AND euthanasia!
Yes, Julio, but how do you feel about human rights violations in other Asian nations such as China, or North Korea?
p.s. Tricia is just a blogger groupie. She can't be held accountable for her comments or behavior, when she has been entranced by your intoxicating words!
lulz!
Wow…no one has ever said that before…I don't know what to say, other than that you WIN the GRAND PRIZE for NEW-JULIO-FAN of the MONTH! Congratulations! Your prize: I will do my best to write a blog on whatever topic you choose. Except for NAMBLA. I have a strict no-child molestation policy here at Project Julio…except when I'm in India. hence the saying, "What happens in Mumbai STAYS in Mumbai…especially child-rape"! Oh India, How i love your lack of respect for human life…
Wow, I am impressed with you wealth of knowledge and reading skills. Fantastic post!!!
Yes, The Great Dictator was a true satirical comedy masterpiece..I am very familiar with Chaplin and his works.
Why you idolize Hitler is beyond me, unless you were just being sarcastic…or perhaps appear as a nut living on the edge of the lunatic fringe to enhance your "intarwib" appeal and street cred with the neo-nazi bulletin board community…HA! Imagine that a guy named Julio a white supremist. ??? =P
p.s. are ya sure you don't want any of my poop pictures? They're tasty!
You can keep your poop pictures! However i do appreciate you pointing out my similarities with Hitler. Much like how Frost idolizes Nixon, I idololize Hitler. Check out my latest Netflix movie (seriously, you should watch this) The Great Dictator: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032553/
Written in 1940. One year b4 Pearl harbor, 2 years b4 D-Day. A prophetic comedy masterpiece. Insane!
p.s. the first photo link is broken due to a violation of PB's terms of use..lulz! Just put in a picture of my butt. I'm sending it to you via email attachment now. =P
LMAO! Uh…conversing with oneself? Interesting mental health developments there.
Try drinking a cup full of Hitler's vitality cocktail, which includes: 3 oz of Jew sweat, 1 oz of African male ball sweat, a dash of urine taken from underage Polish virgins, and 4 oz of methamphetamine salts. Should clear that up…in no time you'll be making speeches in public places with the fervor of der furor!
Characteristically, the sudden realization that you share similarities to your muses makes you different from, but similar to both the entity known as Hitler/Nixon/Cheney/Bush and also to the boot-licking, leprous, megalomaniacal Frost/Oprah/Katie/Squirrel/Shamwow attention whore machine. Welcome to the world of self-deprecation, finger-pointing, and humiliation.
However, were it not for the dizzying whiptail ambivalence of your golden words, I would never contemplate the duplicitous, bountiful, immoral ways of so many celebrity/world-leader narcissists in heat. Simply because Hitler was never called an asshole in such a resounding manner.
Excellent point, Julio. God DAMMIT I need to get some REAL friends instead of conversing with myself…sheesh!
…but Julio, you ARE me!
Nice job Julio! Making satire of Frost's deification of Richard Nixon by using Adolf Hitler is incredible! Also I enjoy how you made light of the fact that everyone already made up their minds that Nixon was guilty and the interviews brought about an unnecessary closer to an issue which was already closed (in addition to helping Nixon sell more books)! And how about making Hitler the leader of the dialog much like Nixon probably wrote the script for the Frost/Nixon interviews? And the silly picture switching is just HILARIOUS! I wish I could be YOU right at this moment in time!
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