Comments on: Ted Kennedy: Dead or Alive? http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/ Warning: This site contains Irony, Satire, parody and scathing criticism of imminent social and political issues. Viewer discretion IS advised Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:49:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: bmgmdj http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-152 bmgmdj Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:01:09 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-152 tm2dPx <a href="http://qbpgxjggpfzf.com/" rel="nofollow">qbpgxjggpfzf</a>, [url=http://joztpwoiaalr.com/]joztpwoiaalr[/url], [link=http://seijxrbcekxy.com/]seijxrbcekxy[/link], http://fogjhtgqaliv.com/ tm2dPx qbpgxjggpfzf, [url=http://joztpwoiaalr.com/]joztpwoiaalr[/url], [link=http://seijxrbcekxy.com/]seijxrbcekxy[/link], http://fogjhtgqaliv.com/

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-122 Julio Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:58:11 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-122 He wasn't masturbating...he was trying to remove his brain tumor through penile suction. At first it appeared to have worked...but upon further examination, it turned out to be the soul of the aid he left to drown in a lake...OUCH! Even I think that one went too far! He wasn't masturbating…he was trying to remove his brain tumor through penile suction. At first it appeared to have worked…but upon further examination, it turned out to be the soul of the aid he left to drown in a lake…OUCH! Even I think that one went too far!

]]> By: bigmentaldisease http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-119 bigmentaldisease Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:11:37 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-119 I saw Ted Kennedy today. He was in my shower, masturbating. Lord rest his soul. I saw Ted Kennedy today. He was in my shower, masturbating. Lord rest his soul.

]]> By: ~Static~ http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-116 ~Static~ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:41:55 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-116 @ Julio - Tricia should realize I'm kidding. Seriously, just read between the lines Tricia, and ignore old Mr. Julio Grumbles.<br /><br />Besides, I recognize it isn't her fault that she was born into SOCIALISM, Dear Julio (idea for a column?). <br /><br />And all those Canadian sluts coming down here for their fake boobies? Who can blame them when they are so cheap, and done by unlicensed Third World displaced surgeons and relocated to America, so many times!!!<br /><br />Nor do I blame Tricia or YOU for the over population of moose and Mexicans. <br /><br />She's no Canadian politician, alright. She's also probably not a patriot. <br /><br />If the mighty US of A hadn't defeated Canada and the Nazis in WWII, then Canada would be goosestepping and speaking German just like we would be right now.<br /><br />Next on the agenda is Mexico...this naturally means you have to go Julio, and you too Jesus, and you three José, and you four Juan<br />And all of the following also:<br />Joaquín<br />Javier<br />Jeremías<br />Jimeno<br />Jordi<br />Julian<br /><br />Make a hasty run for the border, homies! Arriba Undele Ay Ay Ay ja ja ja! @ Julio – Tricia should realize I'm kidding. Seriously, just read between the lines Tricia, and ignore old Mr. Julio Grumbles.

Besides, I recognize it isn't her fault that she was born into SOCIALISM, Dear Julio (idea for a column?).

And all those Canadian sluts coming down here for their fake boobies? Who can blame them when they are so cheap, and done by unlicensed Third World displaced surgeons and relocated to America, so many times!!!

Nor do I blame Tricia or YOU for the over population of moose and Mexicans.

She's no Canadian politician, alright. She's also probably not a patriot.

If the mighty US of A hadn't defeated Canada and the Nazis in WWII, then Canada would be goosestepping and speaking German just like we would be right now.

Next on the agenda is Mexico…this naturally means you have to go Julio, and you too Jesus, and you three José, and you four Juan
And all of the following also:
Joaquín
Javier
Jeremías
Jimeno
Jordi
Julian

Make a hasty run for the border, homies! Arriba Undele Ay Ay Ay ja ja ja!

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-115 Julio Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:59:00 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-115 Hey, ~STatic~, Leave Tricia alone! It isn't her fault that she was born into SOCIALISM. Obviously the failure of the Canadian health care system can be seen by the innumerable (around 10,000) people coming to the USA for medical treatment (i.e. plastic surgery so 80 year old women can look like Tricia). Don't blame her for the Canadian scare tactics of "Eco-Friendly" and "our flag is a friggin' leaf...OF DOOM!"; she isn't a Canadian politician. If she were, she's be bowing to the queen of fucking England because, guess what, they're still sort-of under British rule technically kind-of. Hey, ~STatic~, Leave Tricia alone! It isn't her fault that she was born into SOCIALISM. Obviously the failure of the Canadian health care system can be seen by the innumerable (around 10,000) people coming to the USA for medical treatment (i.e. plastic surgery so 80 year old women can look like Tricia). Don't blame her for the Canadian scare tactics of "Eco-Friendly" and "our flag is a friggin' leaf…OF DOOM!"; she isn't a Canadian politician. If she were, she's be bowing to the queen of fucking England because, guess what, they're still sort-of under British rule technically kind-of.

]]> By: ~Static~ http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-114 ~Static~ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:51:44 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-114 p.s. @ Canada<br /><br />Global Warming, the worldwide Economic Crisis, Terrorism, Abortion, Drug Cartels, the Health Care Crisis, Ponzi Schemes, and beer that tastes like piss?<br /><br />It's all Canada's fault!<br /><br />Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.<br />They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse!<br /><br />Should we blame the government, or blame society?<br />Or should we blame the images on TV?<br /><br />NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />It seems that everything's gone wrong, since Canada came along<br /><br />Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault<br /><br />Don't blame yourself for your son Stan,<br />He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!<br />and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,<br />but now when he sees me, he tells me to F*** (gasp) myself<br /><br />Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />Because when Canada is gone,<br />There'll be no more Celine Dion<br />Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />They're not even a real country anyway<br /><br />Kenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true<br />instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue<br />Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?<br />or the doctors who allowed him to expire?<br /><br />HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too<br />Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's Fault<br /><br />EVERYBODY!!<br /><br />Blame Canada, Blame Canada<br />With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes<br />Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs<br />Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!<br /><br />For the smut we must stop!<br />The trash we must smash!<br />The laughter and fun,<br />this will be undone!<br />We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!!! <br /><br /><br />=D <br /><br />p.s.s. just kidding...sort of. p.s. @ Canada

Global Warming, the worldwide Economic Crisis, Terrorism, Abortion, Drug Cartels, the Health Care Crisis, Ponzi Schemes, and beer that tastes like piss?

It's all Canada's fault!

Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.
They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse!

Should we blame the government, or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong, since Canada came along

Blame Canada, Blame Canada
We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault

Don't blame yourself for your son Stan,
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,
but now when he sees me, he tells me to F*** (gasp) myself

Blame Canada, Blame Canada
Because when Canada is gone,
There'll be no more Celine Dion
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway

Kenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true
instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's Fault

EVERYBODY!!

Blame Canada, Blame Canada
With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes
Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs
Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!

For the smut we must stop!
The trash we must smash!
The laughter and fun,
this will be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!

=D

p.s.s. just kidding…sort of.

]]> By: ~Static~ http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-113 ~Static~ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:20:48 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-113 @ Tricia - likewise, if I were you I would watch my choice of words when referring to America...lest you offend those easily offended about their homeland.<br /><br />The US you see depicted in photos are fakes. They are much like TV or movie sets, built and photographed to show Third World countries (like Canada-oh yes I've seen photos of your nation too, quite harrowing) that our living conditions are just as bad if not worse than theirs...so that they are discouraged from emigrating here. <br /><br />As everyone who has actually been here or born here will tell you, America has the greenest fields, purple mountains majesty, opulent palaces filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams, and enough food to feed the entire planet for the next millenia, but instead we hoarde it all down here, getting fatter everyday, exploiting free trade and labor of immigrants and<br />Third World nations (such as Canada) America has you duped by our schemes! And we prosper while Canada struggles with its Stone Age technologies, it's pollution, and failing economy.<br /><br />On behalf of Americans everywhere, I offer my most heartfelt sympathies to all Candians...with your beady little eyes and your flip-flop heads. @ Tricia – likewise, if I were you I would watch my choice of words when referring to America…lest you offend those easily offended about their homeland.

The US you see depicted in photos are fakes. They are much like TV or movie sets, built and photographed to show Third World countries (like Canada-oh yes I've seen photos of your nation too, quite harrowing) that our living conditions are just as bad if not worse than theirs…so that they are discouraged from emigrating here.

As everyone who has actually been here or born here will tell you, America has the greenest fields, purple mountains majesty, opulent palaces filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams, and enough food to feed the entire planet for the next millenia, but instead we hoarde it all down here, getting fatter everyday, exploiting free trade and labor of immigrants and
Third World nations (such as Canada) America has you duped by our schemes! And we prosper while Canada struggles with its Stone Age technologies, it's pollution, and failing economy.

On behalf of Americans everywhere, I offer my most heartfelt sympathies to all Candians…with your beady little eyes and your flip-flop heads.

]]> By: ~Static~ http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-112 ~Static~ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:56:39 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-112 I'm sorry...I don't get it.<br /><br />Maybe it was all the typographical errors or the contradictions, or perhaps it is the chicanery and magic the US govt used on me, they got me under their spell man!<br /><br /> The Kennedys are almighty and powerful from the grave. I would choose my words very carefully. I'm sorry…I don't get it.

Maybe it was all the typographical errors or the contradictions, or perhaps it is the chicanery and magic the US govt used on me, they got me under their spell man!

The Kennedys are almighty and powerful from the grave. I would choose my words very carefully.

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-106 Julio Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:49:20 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-106 Finally. Someone who "gets it." ~Static~ gets it. You, Tricia, get it. We just have to wait for everyone else to catch up intellectually and/or acquire the maturity to make jokes about uncomfortable subjects that they try to make themselves believe don't exist. OR I'm just a fucking stupid moron. Whichever floats your boat/arc/Kansas Public School Text Book (KPSTB) (answer: Kansas Public School Text Books (KPSTB's) DON'T float; that would be heathenistic and sacreligious, as it is well known that witches and their literature float very easily. As a result, all KPSTB's are made up of 50% lead! Hooraaay for Kanses!) Finally. Someone who "gets it." ~Static~ gets it. You, Tricia, get it. We just have to wait for everyone else to catch up intellectually and/or acquire the maturity to make jokes about uncomfortable subjects that they try to make themselves believe don't exist. OR I'm just a fucking stupid moron. Whichever floats your boat/arc/Kansas Public School Text Book (KPSTB) (answer: Kansas Public School Text Books (KPSTB's) DON'T float; that would be heathenistic and sacreligious, as it is well known that witches and their literature float very easily. As a result, all KPSTB's are made up of 50% lead! Hooraaay for Kanses!)

]]> By: Tricia http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/08/ted-kennedy-dead-or-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-103 Tricia Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:52:10 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=58#comment-103 I'm Canadian, and I am always surprised when I see photographs of cities and towns in America. I am often surprised because they look like they are 2nd or 3rd world countries. Like the first photo you showed. Very funny! I'm Canadian, and I am always surprised when I see photographs of cities and towns in America. I am often surprised because they look like they are 2nd or 3rd world countries. Like the first photo you showed. Very funny!

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