Comments on: Figures of Speech as Inspired by Hobos Part I http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/figures-of-speech-as-inspired-by-hobos-part-i/ Warning: This site contains Irony, Satire, parody and scathing criticism of imminent social and political issues. Viewer discretion IS advised Tue, 25 May 2010 21:06:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/figures-of-speech-as-inspired-by-hobos-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-124 Anonymous Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:01:08 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=59#comment-124 (throws a few pennies at Kate)<br /><br /><br />Don't spend em all in one place! (throws a few pennies at Kate)

Don't spend em all in one place!

]]> By: Kate http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/figures-of-speech-as-inspired-by-hobos-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-123 Kate Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:52:01 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=59#comment-123 I am deeply offended by your post. I am a hobo! <br /><br />Where is my thanks for providing you with hours of sidewalk entertainment? I am deeply offended by your post. I am a hobo!

Where is my thanks for providing you with hours of sidewalk entertainment?

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/figures-of-speech-as-inspired-by-hobos-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-121 Julio Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:51:03 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=59#comment-121 Definition: Hobosexual - the feeling (inside) that you are a homeless vagrant trapped inside a middle-class college student's body. Suffice to say, uncontrollable attraction to hobos is the most characteristic and prominent symptom. Other side-effects include: testicle unification (due to the combination of STD's acquired from unprotected hobo-sex); penis rot (see Testical Unification); anal hemorrhaging and/or rash (from lack of bathing); unusual hair growth (including hair on eye-balls, between fingers/toes, and INSIDE ass-hole); tooth decomposition and increased gum area (due to removal of teeth during a horrible Meth-trip).<br /><br />Sentence: (TBA, i.e., to be included in part II)<br /><br />Sincerely, <br />Dr. Julio Grumbles Definition: Hobosexual – the feeling (inside) that you are a homeless vagrant trapped inside a middle-class college student's body. Suffice to say, uncontrollable attraction to hobos is the most characteristic and prominent symptom. Other side-effects include: testicle unification (due to the combination of STD's acquired from unprotected hobo-sex); penis rot (see Testical Unification); anal hemorrhaging and/or rash (from lack of bathing); unusual hair growth (including hair on eye-balls, between fingers/toes, and INSIDE ass-hole); tooth decomposition and increased gum area (due to removal of teeth during a horrible Meth-trip).

Sentence: (TBA, i.e., to be included in part II)

Sincerely,
Dr. Julio Grumbles

]]> By: Skrib http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/figures-of-speech-as-inspired-by-hobos-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-117 Skrib Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:35:18 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=59#comment-117 Static recently called me a hobosexual. Do you or will you have a definition as well as an example of its use in the form of a sentence soon? Static recently called me a hobosexual. Do you or will you have a definition as well as an example of its use in the form of a sentence soon?

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