Comments on: “Figures of Speech Inspired by Hobos” Part II!!

By: Julio

Julio — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:58:28 +0000

The point is an education about what figures of speech are and HOW they relate to comedy. In addition, it intends to bring objective analysis and criterion to comedy, a less-then-understood literary style. It’s all about changing expectation, and that’s what figures of speech do — they are techniques used to deliberately manipulate expectation and meaning. Also, the grammar “analysis” you speak of is simply the defining of each figure of speech. The focus is on the figures of speech, not the story, so your criterion of “misplaced” and “the story dragged” are irrelevant. Italic phrases are meant to transition into the next figure of speech, and as such they don’t necessarily contain Figures of speech. Maybe you should work on your attention span. I hear Ritalin is as easy to get as weed in California

By: jeremyjanson

jeremyjanson — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:49:42 +0000

You finally made me a laugh a teeny weeny bit. Unfortunately, you did it at the beginning of your story with someone elses demotivational poster, assisted by a small pun. I lost my way about halfway through this post. The first half was okay, but it started dragging after that and the grammar analysis was a little misplaced – didn’t add to the story or even really register with what you were talking about in any significant way.

By: Julio

Julio — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:11:48 +0000

As we all know, the Pope bathes after each official molestation, which is overseen by a circle-jerk of Cardinals, church officials and other molested alter boys. So, contrary to your assertion, the Pope’s penis is NOT caked in choir boy shit OR sperm bubbles. However, there is no official rule concerning Chimpanzee sex, so you very well may be right on that point.

I was volunteering here today: http://www.raleighhomelessconnect.org/
Lots of sweet, crack-addicted hobo-action going on, let me tell ya! Seriously, though, these hobos are f’d up in the head. About 10% of them were homeless from legitimate circumstances (foreclosure, lost jobs), and those people are only temporarily homeless.

Those permanently homeless people…that’s where the depressing ENTERTAINMENT arrives! Here’s one, called “cadillac man”; The hobo himself wrote the book, and the journalist edited it. I call it the GREATEST Hobo Manifesto of the previous generation. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/books/25garn.html

By: Static

Static — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:10:57 +0000

p.s. Sorry about your anus and whatever plans your making for it, without it’s input.

By: Static

Static — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:05:59 +0000

From your opening line I imagined a wall composed entirely of dead hobos..just like the Spartans that built a wall of slaughtered Persian Immortals in that movie ‘300′…then I thought of Darwin for the third time this month and his theory of natural selection and I thought…FUCK YOU Darwin.

As far as I’m concerned, Darwin sucked the Pope’s dirty cock which was caked in choirboy shit and chimpanzee spunk, and jubilantly belched sperm bubbles all day whilst musing over his “Natural Selection” theories, biggest pile of walking shit since John Crawfurd and James Hunt, THOSE dumb racist CUNTS. And FUCK Herbert Spencer and his “survival of the fittest” philosophy.

Those that are most capable or most physically fit for survival are not in any way equated with the ass kissing CEO’s that profited from bail-outs, lay offs, option gains, and tax deductions – but the working-class and homeless that have survived much worse than what most of those idiots would ever face in their pathetic fucking lives. Here’s a new word that hobos are and/or will be chanting in the streets, “VIVA LA HOBOS – FUCKERS!”