Comments on: The Nobel Hope Prize http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/ Warning: This site contains Irony, Satire, parody and scathing criticism of imminent social and political issues. Viewer discretion IS advised Tue, 25 May 2010 21:06:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: MENSA http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-211 MENSA Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:25:25 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-211 Below 80? I think it was at least 3, which means his IQ is zero now...so either he's a catatonic vegetable, or he's clinically dead. Below 80? I think it was at least 3, which means his IQ is zero now…so either he’s a catatonic vegetable, or he’s clinically dead.

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-206 Julio Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:50:32 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-206 Your IQ dropped because we taught you about the creator of the Nobel Prize and juxtaposed Obama's award with "the extensive irony (the best kind) presented in the new movie which contains intense (though unrealistic) awesomeness that, simple because we intend to make it, we therefore should win a highly esteemed award for it as opposed to other movies that actually were made." I don't think your IQ dropped; it was below 80 the whole time. Your IQ dropped because we taught you about the creator of the Nobel Prize and juxtaposed Obama’s award with “the extensive irony (the best kind) presented in the new movie which contains intense (though unrealistic) awesomeness that, simple because we intend to make it, we therefore should win a highly esteemed award for it as opposed to other movies that actually were made.” I don’t think your IQ dropped; it was below 80 the whole time.

]]> By: jeremyjanson http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-201 jeremyjanson Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:37:51 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-201 I did not laugh once. Mostly I'm just really confused and feel like my IQ has dropped a few points. I did not laugh once. Mostly I’m just really confused and feel like my IQ has dropped a few points.

]]> By: Static http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-198 Static Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:46:31 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-198 But pictures also DISTRACT stupid people from reading sentences... also, the comparison of The Mona Lisa and R. Kelly in the same sentence make me laugh out loud (LOL LUL and LAWL) and subsequently, I choked on my tongue...YOU-GH BAS-GH-TARD-FFFF!!! But pictures also DISTRACT stupid people from reading sentences…

also, the comparison of The Mona Lisa and R. Kelly in the same sentence make me laugh out loud (LOL LUL and LAWL) and subsequently, I choked on my tongue…YOU-GH BAS-GH-TARD-FFFF!!!

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-197 Julio Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:19:24 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-197 Oh and Jorge you should probably get a Gravatar at www.gravatar.com so a cute little picture pops up on your posts and comments. It makes people more likely to think you're funny because pictures make stupid people read sentences! Oh and Jorge you should probably get a Gravatar at http://www.gravatar.com so a cute little picture pops up on your posts and comments. It makes people more likely to think you’re funny because pictures make stupid people read sentences!

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-196 Julio Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:17:02 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-196 I think Jesus's essay (the homeless one) titled "I'm HOmeless, Goddamnit" is a Nobel Prize worthy essay. We'll just use that one after be blow up ALL award shows, including the Academy Awards, and whatever award show Kanye West interrupted to hit on Beyoncee. She's fucking hot. We get it. But you ain't gonna tap that Kanye'. Sorry. Nice try though; I give you props for that shit. But not gonna happen. She likes white dudes...in which case I'M gonna award BEYONCEE an OSCAR...the one in my pants...I'm referring to my penis if you haven't realized that yet. I think Jesus’s essay (the homeless one) titled “I’m HOmeless, Goddamnit” is a Nobel Prize worthy essay. We’ll just use that one after be blow up ALL award shows, including the Academy Awards, and whatever award show Kanye West interrupted to hit on Beyoncee. She’s fucking hot. We get it. But you ain’t gonna tap that Kanye’. Sorry. Nice try though; I give you props for that shit. But not gonna happen. She likes white dudes…in which case I’M gonna award BEYONCEE an OSCAR…the one in my pants…I’m referring to my penis if you haven’t realized that yet.

]]> By: Static http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-193 Static Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:27:35 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-193 I think we need a unanimous vote to drop the nukes on The Academy Awards in the name of "Peace"...and then write an essay worthy of a Nobel Prize. I think we need a unanimous vote to drop the nukes on The Academy Awards in the name of “Peace”…and then write an essay worthy of a Nobel Prize.

]]> By: Julio http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/2009/10/the-nobel-hope-prize/comment-page-1/#comment-192 Julio Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:59:02 +0000 http://projectjulio.com/index.htm/?p=243#comment-192 In addition to sporting an awkward erection, I am very VERY pleased with the extensive irony (the best kind) presented in the new movie which contains intense (though unrealistic) awesomeness that, simple because we intend to make it, we therefore should win a highly esteemed award for it as opposed to other movies that actually were made. I believe that to edit THIS would be the equivalent of editing the Mona Lisa or R. Kelly's sex tape. For removing a SINGLE brush stroke or urine splatter would ruin the logic of the entire work of art! In addition to sporting an awkward erection, I am very VERY pleased with the extensive irony (the best kind) presented in the new movie which contains intense (though unrealistic) awesomeness that, simple because we intend to make it, we therefore should win a highly esteemed award for it as opposed to other movies that actually were made.

I believe that to edit THIS would be the equivalent of editing the Mona Lisa or R. Kelly’s sex tape. For removing a SINGLE brush stroke or urine splatter would ruin the logic of the entire work of art!

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