Nice try Mr. “first-black President.” I know they don’t call you Lincoln-esque for nothing. Abraham Lincoln, after the end of the Civil War, declared that all slaves will receive “40-acres and a mule.” Nowadays, I would imagine “40-acres” to be equivalent to a government-owned 800 sq/ft apartment, and “a mule” to be a Ford Mustang. [...]

Temporary manual labor, once thought to be the most secure form of employment, has decreased by 11% this year, according to a report released by the Hiring Occupation Business Observer (HOBO). The report goes on to suggest that this 11% decreased in reported unemployment has trickled over into an 11% increase in unreported back-alley sex labor, including [...]