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Killing a cat is quite easy, even for a child (I killed my first cat in-utero!). But once task is complete, i.e., once the proverbial cat is killed, what then is left for man to do? Do you roast over an open flame? Obviously you should inject it with barbecue sauce, but should this be done pre- [...]
Pat Robertson: The Man
As we all know, ever since God accidentally created Pat Robertson from a mutated fragment of Hitler’s DNA, Liberals have been a bigger scapegoat for all society’s woes than the Jews, 9/11 and violent video-games put together. But this idea is anything but original, as this Conservative axiom of “Just blame it [...]
Nice try Mr. “first-black President.” I know they don’t call you Lincoln-esque for nothing. Abraham Lincoln, after the end of the Civil War, declared that all slaves will receive “40-acres and a mule.” Nowadays, I would imagine “40-acres” to be equivalent to a government-owned 800 sq/ft apartment, and “a mule” to be a Ford Mustang. [...]
Temporary manual labor, once thought to be the most secure form of employment, has decreased by 11% this year, according to a report released by the Hiring Occupation Business Observer (HOBO). The report goes on to suggest that this 11% decreased in reported unemployment has trickled over into an 11% increase in unreported back-alley sex labor, including [...]
On September 30, 2009, the US Senate, which is currently/supposedly “controlled” by the Democratic party, “voted against a proposal to put a government administered ‘public option’ in the health reform bill that will come out of the Senate Finance Committee” (www.intershame.com). For those too lazy to follow the link, here are the names of 5 [...]
Today’s exploration of the “Figures of Speech” will make-up the content of a continuous story involving myself, a colony of hobos and quite possibly extra-terrestrial life. Therefore, read each sentence in sequence, as a story of TRIVIAL SIGNIFICANCE will be revealed!
Okay 3 people who read this. I need some advice. I found several websites which provide blog templates, but none of them provide me with the look and feel I believe Project Julio truly needs. I will collect suggestions in the comment box and, when I have enough suggestions, put them up to a vote. [...]
A “day in the life” of Ann Coulter…scary.
Ann Coulter. Who or what is Ann Coulter, other than the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 9/11, dead babies and Nazis simultaneously? As a “Conservative” and “columnist“, Coulter continues to falsely depict ALL Republicans as angry, insane and illogical beings who use fear [...]
And Yet Another Senseless Guest Post As If It Were Possible You Think Out Loud To Yourself by Static
Hey everyone. How the hell are ya? I wanted to address the list of offenses we (may) have created, especially with our last posts.
We..or I should say I (since Julio is insensitive to paraplegics, and everyone [...]
Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of criticizing other huge geeky-nerdy fans’ favorite TV shows..which I am…and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt…well, that’s what happened to me the other day.
After posting a comment on an article about a favorite show of ~Static~ on Krapsody.com, his discovery that the Cartoon Network-Adult [...]
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