Archive for the ‘Completely Absurd’ Category
Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of criticizing other huge geeky-nerdy fans’ favorite TV shows..which I am…and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt…well, that’s what happened to me the other day.
After posting a comment on an article about a favorite show of ~Static~ on Krapsody.com, his discovery that the Cartoon Network-Adult [...]
this shit is bananas
Another Senseless Guest Post by Static
Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of one of your favorite shows..which you are..and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt, making you feel like a complete tool. Well, that’s what happened to me the other day.
After posting an article about a favorite show [...]
Okay, lets just say your wife’s best friend is a paraplegic (i.e. cripple). One day, your wife’s friend invites you both to view the Paralympics, with the main event being the 5K women’s wheel-chair race. Everything is going fine…you’re even enjoying yourself and getting into the race. Then THIS happens:
Do you say:
a) Shriek in horror [...]
SPOILER ALERT: I AM A PSYCHOPATH. If you are offended by material designed specifically to be offensive, follow this link to something more appropriate.
Let me just start off by informing you that I may/do suffer from a condition which prevents me from comprehending “human” emotion. That being said, I can now admit that I am [...]
What in the hell is hell? I’m not a christian or a religious person. However, IF I could define hell, I’d say that it would be having your car break down in rush hour traffic on the freeway, hundreds of people trapped behind you, cars and cars full of angry eyes, they honk their horns, [...]
Did a giant green monster just MURDER those vegetables?!?! I title this clip: “How to make
even the simplest tasks, such as eating, psychologically scarring for your child…part I” or
“Mommy, I cannot eat those carrots…I refuse to become a murderer like you!!!“
In the above video containing a scene from the new Nick Jr. program entitled “Yo [...]
Seen here after receiving his JD in Copyright Law
This blog, believe it or not, is not my first internet “project.” I know; this blog is so terribly put together that it is difficult to believe that I have had any prior experience whatsoever. The fact that I have even used a computer before creating “Project [...]
2. Politicians:
This is a continuation of the original article, “Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis.“
…AND of this one, “Top 3 of Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis.“
…AND, as you can see by the current title of today’s blog, the odds of me completing the series today are highly unlikely. If you can’t take [...]
You read my blog. Maybe not on purpose. Maybe due to sheer pity at the flimsy association I may/may not have with you. Maybe you read my blog because you sort-of remember my name and the link I sent you read “Free Porn of Miley Cyrus…and Chubaka.“
Regardless of how I convinced/misled you to read this [...]
My 10th birthday party. Everyone left becaues I ate all 13 cakes…
In case you don’t know, I’m a twenty-something with no job and am currently out of school. I have ‘currently’ been such a person for about, say, a year. I play online games, and although I do not live with my mom DIRECTLY, I do [...]
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