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The Robotic Para”OMFG”Olympics Chicken Embarrassment Post

And Yet Another Senseless Guest Post As If It Were Possible You Think Out Loud To Yourself by Static
Hey everyone. How the hell are ya? I wanted to address the list of offenses we (may) have created, especially with our last posts.
We..or I should say I (since Julio is insensitive to paraplegics, and everyone [...]

‘Robot Chicken Embarrassment’ Embarassment

Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of criticizing other huge geeky-nerdy fans’ favorite TV shows..which I am…and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt…well, that’s what happened to me the other day.
After posting a comment on an article about a favorite show of ~Static~ on Krapsody.com, his discovery that the Cartoon Network-Adult [...]

Robot Chicken Embarrassment

this shit is bananas

Another Senseless Guest Post by Static
Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of one of your favorite shows..which you are..and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt, making you feel like a complete tool. Well, that’s what happened to me the other day.
After posting an article about a favorite show [...]

The Para"OMFG"Olympics

Okay, lets just say your wife’s best friend is a paraplegic (i.e. cripple). One day, your wife’s friend invites you both to view the Paralympics, with the main event being the 5K women’s wheel-chair race. Everything is going fine…you’re even enjoying yourself and getting into the race. Then THIS happens:

Do you say:
a) Shriek in horror [...]

After a Lengthy Hiatus, Hitler’s Famous Mustache is Socially Acceptable (and cool)!

SPOILER ALERT: I AM A PSYCHOPATH. If you are offended by material designed specifically to be offensive, follow this link to something more appropriate.

Let me just start off by informing you that I may/do suffer from a condition which prevents me from comprehending “human” emotion. That being said, I can now admit that I am [...]

Organ FAIL! When Your Internal Organs Turn to Mush (or an equatable consistency)

At some point in our lives, we are each going to come face-to-face with our maker. This is especially frightening in Tom Cruise’s case, since his “maker” is intergalactic space-pirate “Lord Xenu.” Regardless, that security-blanket you call a “religion” can’t protect you from physical death, no matter how increasingly painful and horrific those deaths become [...]

Biggest Ass-holes In The Entire World

This is not about evil tyrants and revolutionary visionaries such as Hitler. This is about everyday assholes who take being an asshole too far and in fact become a total “dick douchebag HOLY FUCK did he just do that!” The following are examples of such extreme assholery.

Man Punch Girl at Mcdonalds – Watch today’s top [...]

Shock! Blog, Where The Internets WIN!!! ver. 2

Following up Julio’s recent post on shock material, I’ve decided to continue the Campaign of Shock with a second installment of Shock! Are you shocked yet? Well you should be!
Our mission at Project Julio and NPH: Tired of all the lolcat, loldawg and lolrus internet phenomena we have made a non-verbal agreement to wreck icanhascheezburger.com, [...]

The Guest Post From Hell

What in the hell is hell? I’m not a christian or a religious person. However, IF I could define hell, I’d say that it would be having your car break down in rush hour traffic on the freeway, hundreds of people trapped behind you, cars and cars full of angry eyes, they honk their horns, [...]

Rejected Campaign Parafanelia of the Barack Obama ‘08 Campaign

The reason for this article is to promote Barack Obama ‘08 Campaign Parafanalia that didn’t make the cut. Recently discovered after legions of unemployed ex-volunteers began trying to sell all their Obama crap in order to put food on their families, these failed Obama memorabelia will be cherished for a lifetime…by people who go to failblog.com [...]


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