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There Goes the Neighborhood…

Just 24-hours after President Obama’s Inauguration, 16 homes were put up for sale

Washington D.C. — Whilst President Barack Obama is enjoying his first days in the White House, nearby home prices fell by as much as 50 percent. “There goes the neighborh…” said one resident, who stopped mid-sentence when he realized I was holding [...]

NPH: National Project Julio

NPH, or National Project Julio, is a NPR sponsored/ripped-off website designed to gain media attention by clearly violating copyright laws and, in the process, replacing the tired old “blog” format with something a bit more palatable, i.e., the NPR website. Blog pages display entire articles and do now allow the author to manage content in [...]

Yo "Gabba Gabba," or, Yo "What the flying fuck is this?!?!" or, Yo "100 ways to traumatize your children in 30 minutes or less!"

Did a giant green monster just MURDER those vegetables?!?! I title this clip: “How to make 
even the simplest tasks, such as eating, psychologically scarring for your child…part I” or
“Mommy, I cannot eat those carrots…I refuse to become a murderer like you!!!“

In the above video containing a scene from the new Nick Jr. program entitled “Yo [...]

Top 5 "Medical Conditions" Too Ridiculous to Be Called "Medical Conditions"

Cancer is a medical condition. AIDS is a medical condition. Watching Fox News is a medical condition. But occasionally having to take a shit more than once a day or having a vagina-like opening on your penis…NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION!!! I would rather call it an “inconvenience” more than anything. Even the “handicapped” don’t consider [...]

Proof of the existence of Dr. Grumbles, the Talking-Fish God

Seen here after receiving his JD in Copyright Law

This blog, believe it or not, is not my first internet “project.” I know; this blog is so terribly put together that it is difficult to believe that I have had any prior experience whatsoever. The fact that I have even used a computer before creating “Project [...]

Continued: Top 2 of Top 3 of Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis

2. Politicians:

This is a continuation of the original article, “Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis.“
…AND of this one, “Top 3 of Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis.“
…AND, as you can see by the current title of today’s blog, the odds of me completing the series today are highly unlikely. If you can’t take [...]

If you don’t "Digg" this blog, I will "follow" (stalk) you like John Hinckley "followed" (stalked) Jodi Foster…

You read my blog. Maybe not on purpose. Maybe due to sheer pity at the flimsy association I may/may not have with you. Maybe you read my blog because you sort-of remember my name and the link I sent you read “Free Porn of Miley Cyrus…and Chubaka.“ 

Regardless of how I convinced/misled you to read this [...]

I’m a fat, lazy fuck

My 10th birthday party. Everyone left becaues I ate all 13 cakes…

In case you don’t know, I’m a twenty-something with no job and am currently out of school. I have ‘currently’ been such a person for about, say, a year. I play online games, and although I do not live with my mom DIRECTLY, I do [...]

Why metal needs to grow some balls

 What the hell is wrong with you, metal? You let a little “sunlight” re-arrange your structed molecules, thereby causing a collapse of your rigid structure, which then forces your molecules to move in multiple directions resulting in your transformation from a solid into a liquid?  YOU PUSSY! For Christ’s sake, even water, the pussiest of [...]

Why you should be afraid of trees

Trees. Nature’s solution to cold, dark and damp caves whose only comfort consists of using bat shit as pillows. But there is something sinister at work here. They have become “self-aware.” With their ability to live hundreds of years, these cunning masters of stationary espionage have concocted a way in which to “infect” humans with [...]


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