Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category
Until now, no one really knows what happened during Hitler’s last days on Earth…except, maybe, for the guy who wrote this book. Or the guy who wrote the screenplay for this movie. And maybe even God (i.e. FSM). But I bet you would have never guessed that British journalist, David Frost/Oprah Winfrey, parachuted behind enemy [...]
And now
another asinine guest post by Static
“Must… Self administer… Defibrillator… & Buy Fax machine… Or time machine… ‘07 model… Get me some hot Hobo Chick action…”
William Shatner – Famous Hobo
What is “Hobo Chic” and how does it become “Accidental Sexiness”?
Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze [...]
Project Julio’s “Mostly-True News“
Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Senate unanimously approved a non-binding resolution that officially apologized to black people, on behalf of white people, for the injustices of slavery, Jim Crow and BET. Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas also voted for the measure, but only after being ensured that it would not include reparations [...]
A “day in the life” of Ann Coulter…scary.
Ann Coulter. Who or what is Ann Coulter, other than the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 9/11, dead babies and Nazis simultaneously? As a “Conservative” and “columnist“, Coulter continues to falsely depict ALL Republicans as angry, insane and illogical beings who use fear [...]
Say goodbye to Youtube, Facebook and even Google because there is a new phenomenon taking the internet by storm: HoBlogging (i.e. hobo blogging). Yes, this is no typo; hobloggers do exist. Remember the hobo that always sits near a pile of garbage between Taco Bell and McDonalds? He has a blog. The naked Mexican whose [...]
And Yet Another Senseless Guest Post As If It Were Possible You Think Out Loud To Yourself by Static
Hey everyone. How the hell are ya? I wanted to address the list of offenses we (may) have created, especially with our last posts.
We..or I should say I (since Julio is insensitive to paraplegics, and everyone [...]
Okay, lets just say your wife’s best friend is a paraplegic (i.e. cripple). One day, your wife’s friend invites you both to view the Paralympics, with the main event being the 5K women’s wheel-chair race. Everything is going fine…you’re even enjoying yourself and getting into the race. Then THIS happens:
Do you say:
a) Shriek in horror [...]
SPOILER ALERT: I AM A PSYCHOPATH. If you are offended by material designed specifically to be offensive, follow this link to something more appropriate.
Let me just start off by informing you that I may/do suffer from a condition which prevents me from comprehending “human” emotion. That being said, I can now admit that I am [...]
According to NPR, a teen was recently run-over by a train. This normally would be hilarious to me; since the incident occurred because the teen was too busy listening to his I-Pod, however, it can (and should) now be hilarious to anyone. The story, entitled, “With MP3 Player On, Teen Didn’t Hear Train,” fails to [...]
At some point in our lives, we are each going to come face-to-face with our maker. This is especially frightening in Tom Cruise’s case, since his “maker” is intergalactic space-pirate “Lord Xenu.” Regardless, that security-blanket you call a “religion” can’t protect you from physical death, no matter how increasingly painful and horrific those deaths become [...]
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