According to NPR, a teen was recently run-over by a train. This normally would be hilarious to me; since the incident occurred because the teen was too busy listening to his I-Pod, however, it can (and should) now be hilarious to anyone. The story, entitled, “With MP3 Player On, Teen Didn’t Hear Train,” fails to [...]

At some point in our lives, we are each going to come face-to-face with our maker. This is especially frightening in Tom Cruise’s case, since his “maker” is intergalactic space-pirate “Lord Xenu.” Regardless, that security-blanket you call a “religion” can’t protect you from physical death, no matter how increasingly painful and horrific those deaths become [...]

Though it might not sound like it, “Shock! blogging” can sometimes require the diligence and malnourishment of a Tibetan monk. Myself being a tibetan monk, I have taken it upon myself to deliver unto thee the exact procedure required to make a high-quality “Shock!” blog-entry. It goes as follows:
Step 1: Find a Shocking Image which [...]

I know the title might be a bit much, but I am kind-of distracted. You see, my young son is currently asking me about why the “airplane” I gave him for Christmas looks an awful-lot like a cardboard box with the word “airplane” written on it. If I were the Jeffrey Dahmer type, I would [...]

Luckily for Mr. Ledger, most children aren’t smart enough to make “ledger” jokes. Luckily for me, I have dictionary.com
Heath Ledger (who was born with a name which involves the ill-conceived combination of a chocolate toffe bar and a book used to record transactions) is dead. I hereby express my sympathy to all you hugely gay-men [...]

Speed up to 4:50 to hear the most POLITICALLY INCORRECT sentence 
in the history of the English language! Also, 3:26 is kinda AWESOME.

What is that sentence, you ask? In referring to the world’s first “Pregnant Man” (who happens to be transgendered, so is biologically a woman with ovaries and cooties), the questionably heterosexual commentator (named Bill [...]

Here’s some extra dough for your troubles…and make it quick, will ya…
Aah, forgedaboudit!!!!

You’d have to see it to believe it. That damned “liberal media” has tried to supress this article from the well-known Conservative magazine “Time” which purports an argument, supported by evidence (how dare they!), that Pope John Paul II did not die of [...]