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Comment on Dial “Hobo” for Murder! by Julio

Julio — Tue, 25 May 2010 21:06:37 +0000

I concur *poops on sidewalk*. If a man can’t poop on the sidewalk, can he really be called a man?

Comment on Dial “Hobo” for Murder! by Static

Static — Thu, 20 May 2010 02:31:39 +0000

I think the single most defining quality of a hobo’s suffering is: not being able to defecate in public.

Comment on Joe Biden: An Autobiography by Julio

Julio — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:05:05 +0000

Replace Ice-cream with your penis and Joe Biden with Joe Biden in ass-less leather shorts, and it will become clear to you.

Comment on Joe Biden: An Autobiography by BMD

BMD — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:52:42 +0000

Why does that picture of Joe eating an ice-cream turn me on?

Comment on Joe Biden: An Autobiography by Julio

Julio — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:57:59 +0000

or “What” the hell is a Joe Biden. Really, what is it? A sexual act involving 2 squirrels, a roll of duct tape and a box of “Cinnamon Toast Crunch”?

Comment on Joe Biden: An Autobiography by Static

Static — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:33:48 +0000

HA ha Ha! Too funny.
Well, this newest NPH article certainly gets the creative juices flowing.

“Delaware is one of the smallest states in the US, third only after Rhode Island and Queen Latifah.”

LMAO, that’s so true!

“‘Images of Nude Men on Cave Walls: No, those aren’t spears!’”

Isn’t that also known as the ‘Allegory of the Cave’ from ‘The Republic’ as written by the Classical Greek philosopher Plato?

You’re right. That is one of the world’s worst pieces of literature and prose ever written, and COPIED by madmen like…Joseph Campbell, Al Gore, and…Joe Biden!! Who the HELL is JOE BIDEN??!!!1

Comment on $819 Billion Stimulus Bill Is Actually "Reparations for Slavery" by Julio

Julio — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:19:14 +0000

@Static – I cover her with Baconaise. It’s the tastiest of all edible lubricans.

Comment on $819 Billion Stimulus Bill Is Actually "Reparations for Slavery" by Julio

Julio — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:10:12 +0000

It is contradictory that the middle class fight so vehemently to protect the upper class. I think it’s because the middle class have a desire to be part of the upper class. They rely on a false belief that rich people DESERVE to be rich and necessarily EARNED their millions and millions of dollars. How does one person “EARN” 60 BILLION DOLLARS? Such absurd amounts of wealth are the result of the exploitation of the “pyramid-scheme” capitalism.

You see, Capitalism refers to “capital”, i.e., money used as an investment for future gains. Necessarily, wealthy people will retain their wealth because they are the only ones with the “capital” to invest. The only way average folks can acquire such wealth is by convincing the wealthy themselves to lend.

Comment on The Pat Robertson Bullshit Generator: Just Blame it on Liberals by Julio

Julio — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:04:49 +0000

@Static, I feel like a dumbass as I only now get the magnitude of your joke.

@Michael – nice job using the bible against Pat Robertson. It seems his greatest enemy is someone who actually reads it instead of people who let assholes like PR read it for them.

Comment on 100 Ways to Grill a lolCat by Julio

Julio — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:16:58 +0000

I forgot to add Bacon-aise to the list of required ingredients http://www.baconnaise.com/