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Rock the Vote! Project Julio Blog Template!

Okay 3 people who read this. I need some advice. I found several websites which provide blog templates, but none of them provide me with the look and feel I believe Project Julio truly needs. I will collect suggestions in the comment box and, when I have enough suggestions, put them up to a vote. [...]

Ted Kennedy: Dead or Alive?

“Sen. Ted Kennedy (D) died Tuesday of brain cancer” is something that a liberal newspaper, website or radio station might have you believe. Popular website “Dead or Alive,” which keeps track of famous deaths, has, through no fault of its own, fallen for this liberal rouse and listed Ted Kennedy as deceased. The objective of [...]

Poll: 97% of Seniors “don’t want NO GOVERNMENT in MY MEDICARE!!!”

Study finds surprising results

A new study, released yesterday by the Associated Press, has found out that 97 % of”old (65 and older), white, Republicans with a High School education or lower” don’t support Barack Obama’s current push for Government Health Insurance. The study also found that the level of racism involved in this opposition is [...]

Bill Clinton Secures Release of Entire North Korean Population

Former President Bill Clinton has secured the release of not only the two American journalists, but also the entire population of North Korea. According to sources within the White House, Clinton initially bonded with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il through a series of insults directed at Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. He then asked [...]

FROST-HITLER: The Secret Interviews FINALLY Released!

Until now, no one really knows what happened during Hitler’s last days on Earth…except, maybe, for the guy who wrote this book. Or the guy who wrote the screenplay for this movie. And maybe even God (i.e. FSM). But I bet you would have never guessed that British journalist, David Frost/Oprah Winfrey, parachuted behind enemy [...]

“Hobo Chic” and “Accidental Sexiness”

And now

another asinine guest post by Static
“Must… Self administer… Defibrillator… & Buy Fax machine… Or time machine… ‘07 model… Get me some hot Hobo Chick action…”
William Shatner – Famous Hobo
What is “Hobo Chic” and how does it become “Accidental Sexiness”?
Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze [...]

“Hobosapien,” or, “Congratulations, Assholes!”

Here is the accepted standard of a “hobosapien” :

What is a hobosapien, you ask? A hobosapien is considered such if and only if the hobo is chronically homeless. Having your wife kick you out because you took nude pictures of her sister does not make you a hobo (although it does require massive balls). But [...]

U.S. Senate Apologizes for Slavery, BET

Project Julio’s “Mostly-True News“

Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Senate unanimously approved a non-binding resolution that officially apologized to black people, on behalf of white people, for the injustices of slavery, Jim Crow and BET. Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas also voted for the measure, but only after being ensured that it would not include reparations [...]

Too Soon? 9/11, dead babies and Nazi’s (+ Ann Coulter, Obviously).

A “day in the life” of Ann Coulter…scary.
Ann Coulter. Who or what is Ann Coulter, other than the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 9/11, dead babies and Nazis simultaneously? As a “Conservative” and “columnist“, Coulter continues to falsely depict ALL Republicans as angry, insane and illogical beings who use fear [...]

“HoBlogging” (i.e. Hobo Blogging) and “Twittering Without a Nest”

Say goodbye to Youtube, Facebook and even Google because there is a new phenomenon taking the internet by storm: HoBlogging (i.e. hobo blogging). Yes, this is no typo; hobloggers do exist. Remember the hobo that always sits near a pile of garbage between Taco Bell and McDonalds? He has a blog. The naked Mexican whose [...]


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