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According to Wikipedia, a figure of speech is defined as “a use of a word that diverges from its normal meaning, or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words in it such as a metaphor, simile, or personification.” As you can cleary see in the list below, [...]
Example 1: The events of 9/11 were nothing short of tragic. On my favorite Soap Opera, General Hospital, Billy was just about to kiss his brother’s ex-husband’s ex-wife’s husband when ANNOYING NEWS COVERAGE interrupted my “regularly scheduled programming!” How rude of you, Osama Bin Laden…you ruined my day!
Can 9/11 be parodied in good taste? It [...]
Some people are as clueless as they are obnoxious. For such individuals, I hereby provide 5 Rules which will make it PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be offensive on the day of 9/11 or regarding the subject of 9/11. Consider this your literary crowbar for 9/11-related foot-in-mouth situations!
Okay 3 people who read this. I need some advice. I found several websites which provide blog templates, but none of them provide me with the look and feel I believe Project Julio truly needs. I will collect suggestions in the comment box and, when I have enough suggestions, put them up to a vote. [...]
“Sen. Ted Kennedy (D) died Tuesday of brain cancer” is something that a liberal newspaper, website or radio station might have you believe. Popular website “Dead or Alive,” which keeps track of famous deaths, has, through no fault of its own, fallen for this liberal rouse and listed Ted Kennedy as deceased. The objective of [...]
Study finds surprising results
A new study, released yesterday by the Associated Press, has found out that 97 % of”old (65 and older), white, Republicans with a High School education or lower” don’t support Barack Obama’s current push for Government Health Insurance. The study also found that the level of racism involved in this opposition is [...]
Former President Bill Clinton has secured the release of not only the two American journalists, but also the entire population of North Korea. According to sources within the White House, Clinton initially bonded with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il through a series of insults directed at Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. He then asked [...]
Until now, no one really knows what happened during Hitler’s last days on Earth…except, maybe, for the guy who wrote this book. Or the guy who wrote the screenplay for this movie. And maybe even God (i.e. FSM). But I bet you would have never guessed that British journalist, David Frost/Oprah Winfrey, parachuted behind enemy [...]
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another asinine guest post by Static
“Must… Self administer… Defibrillator… & Buy Fax machine… Or time machine… ‘07 model… Get me some hot Hobo Chick action…”
William Shatner – Famous Hobo
What is “Hobo Chic” and how does it become “Accidental Sexiness”?
Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze [...]
Here is the accepted standard of a “hobosapien” :
What is a hobosapien, you ask? A hobosapien is considered such if and only if the hobo is chronically homeless. Having your wife kick you out because you took nude pictures of her sister does not make you a hobo (although it does require massive balls). But [...]
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