Poll: 97% of Seniors “don’t want NO GOVERNMENT in MY MEDICARE!!!”

Julio — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:07:00 +0000

Death Panels...coming to a Town Hall meeting near you.

Study finds surprising results

A new study, released yesterday by the Associated Press, has found out that 97 % of”old (65 and older), white, Republicans with a High School education or lower” don’t support Barack Obama’s current push for Government Health Insurance. The study also found that the level of racism involved in this opposition is 100x higher than in the general population, as are feelings of “fear, anger and hostility” and a general disdain for “accurate and factual representations of the issue(s).“

I don’t want NO Gov’ment in MY Medicade

Also, people within this same demographic, “old, white, republican with a high school education or lower,” were 15x more likely to believe disproven assertions, including “Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen,” “The Government will insate Death Panels to kill your grandmother” and “Suddam Hussein hired illegal immigrants to provide abortions for non-abstinent athiest teens and ALSO built WMD (and nuclear weapons) for Al Quaeda Death-Panels during 9/11, ALL while forging Barack Obama’s birth cirtificate…and oh, God Bless ‘Merica!“

Fear tactics taken to their logical conclusion

ALSO…if Obama’s Health Care proposals are passed…THIS will happen:

“Medicare: Good…but Government Health Insurance: Baaad” Wait…WTF!?

Most shocking, however, are the results of a government questionaire, also released yesterday, that shows that 60% of people on Medicare don’t know that fact that “Medicare is provided by the government.” — Wait, did I just hear that right? You CAN’T be serious…you CANNOT seriously say to me “I’m on Medicare and I want to keep my Medicare…but ‘Government Insurance’ will kill me.” Do these people SERIOUSLY not realize that Medicare IS GOVERNMENT HEALTH INSURANCE?! Do I SERIOUSLY have to debunk such a ridiculous myth? How is that even a “myth“? That’s like debunking the “flat Earth” and the “sky is not blue” and the “dry ocean” myths!

Seriously. Seriously? SERIOUSLY! Are you telling me that the same people who think like this are allowed on our roadways? How do they know that “red” means stop and “green” means go if they don’t understand that Medicare is Government Health Insurance? How do they know that “feed a bear by hand” is dangerous and “pet a cute bunny rabbit” is good? That “hot” means don’t touch and “cool” means do touch? You use “soap and water” to wash your hands and not “feces and urine“? That “clear water” is to drink and “brown-reddish water” is not to drink? This all begs the question: How are these people still alive? Why hasn’t their stupidity killed them yet?

Bill Clinton Secures Release of Entire North Korean Population

Julio — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:51:00 +0000

Bill Clinton, Kim Jong Il and 18 million North Koreans

Former President Bill Clinton has secured the release of not only the two American journalists, but also the entire population of North Korea. According to sources within the White House, Clinton initially bonded with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il through a series of insults directed at Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. He then asked Kim Jong Il “please” and then “pretty please” to release the Americans. However, when Clinton added, “I’ll throw in a signed copy of Cher’s ‘Believe’ CD,” Kim Jong Il removed his ‘Elton John‘ replica sunshades and, with a look of utter awe in his tiny squinting eyes, released the entire oppressed population of his country over to Mr. Clinton.

“I’m very proud of my husband,” said Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. “It’s absurd, though, to think of Bill’s actions as a case of male egoism usurping a female’s authority. He trusts me; I mean, sometimes he lets me answer the phone without asking AND go to the bathroom by myself,” she added.

“They (the North Korean people) all suffered from a similar plight to those journalists,” said former President Bill Clinton, “It would look like favoritism if I only rescued ‘Americans’ from the iron-clad lesbian sunglasses of Kim Jong Il.” The former president has already written a memoir of his historic diplomatic mission, including a section devoted entirelly to the insults directed towards Hillary Clinton during the discussions. Among those included in the draft are:

1. You might look like a lesbian, Kim, but my wife…let’s just say she gets more pussy than a box of tampons! Oh Right!

2. Bill…your wife, she’s rather like a bronze statue of myself during the winter months: freezing cold and, uhm…covered in bronze!

3. Kim, that didn’t make any sense…much like my wife’s campaign in the Democratic Primary! Heyoooo!!!

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Poll: 97% of Seniors “don’t want NO GOVERNMENT in MY MEDICARE!!!”

Bill Clinton Secures Release of Entire North Korean Population