Posts Tagged ‘hobos’

Figures of Speech as Inspired by Hobos Part I

According to Wikipedia, a figure of speech is defined as “a use of a word that diverges from its normal meaning, or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words in it such as a metaphor, simile, or personification.” As you can cleary see in the list below, [...]

“Hobo Chic” and “Accidental Sexiness”

And now

another asinine guest post by Static
“Must… Self administer… Defibrillator… & Buy Fax machine… Or time machine… ‘07 model… Get me some hot Hobo Chick action…”
William Shatner – Famous Hobo
What is “Hobo Chic” and how does it become “Accidental Sexiness”?
Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze [...]

“Hobosapien,” or, “Congratulations, Assholes!”

Here is the accepted standard of a “hobosapien” :

What is a hobosapien, you ask? A hobosapien is considered such if and only if the hobo is chronically homeless. Having your wife kick you out because you took nude pictures of her sister does not make you a hobo (although it does require massive balls). But [...]

“HoBlogging” (i.e. Hobo Blogging) and “Twittering Without a Nest”

Say goodbye to Youtube, Facebook and even Google because there is a new phenomenon taking the internet by storm: HoBlogging (i.e. hobo blogging). Yes, this is no typo; hobloggers do exist. Remember the hobo that always sits near a pile of garbage between Taco Bell and McDonalds? He has a blog. The naked Mexican whose [...]


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